Fire those employees for using “entertainment software” (Microslop’s own words) at work.

Never stop calling Microsoft slop. It really does hurt their bottom line.

One of the few upsides to ai is that our words kind of carry more weight now. Investors, and big companies used to have to pay a third party to get insights on what the public thought of their brand or product.

Now its instantaneous and accessible in google search, so when the entire internet calls it microslop it effects their bottom line. They only way to stop it is to flood the rest of the internet with pro ai propaganda, or start banning people on social media who display “wrong think.” Both of which these companies are increasingly doing. Half of then own their own news outlet that shits out ai generated propaganda that skews search/ai results. Ai now is filtering out your posts and shadow banning you or straight up banning you if you talk about Israels genocide.

There used to be a saying: “Don’t get high on your own supply.” I love that MS is succumbing to the nefarious effects of its own harmful products.

Are they sending him preview builds of windows?

If you listen very closely, you can hear the world’s smallest fiddle being played in the distance.

I thought they fired all their employees and replaced them with CoPilot!?

We all know what “Dogfooding” is. Could this be called “Dogshitting”?

“This is a doom loop (of our own making)”. FTFY.

Are those LinkedIn pillows?