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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours ago

Justice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashells

www.independent.co.uk

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Justice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashells

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours ago
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DOJ issues arrest warrant for James Comey charging seashell ‘threat’ to Trump
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The Justice Department issued an arrest warrant for former FBI Director James Comey, claiming in a new indictment that the staunch Donald Trump critic made a threat against the president — albeit one written in sand using seashells.

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/44923340

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    The president is committing war crimes and the FBI is charging the former FBI director over an insta post from a year ago, clearly suggesting impeachment.

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      I was thinking the exact same thing

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        As usual, I’m late for the party.

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    Some seashells laid out in 86 47.

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      jfc, it took me wayyyyy to long to figure it was just like… “kick out '47”.

      I thought it was some crazy complicated code. No. Just 86.

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    And a judge ok’d this warrant?

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      There’s an old saying about grand juries that also applies to a great many judges: They would indict a ham sandwich if the DA asked them to.

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        Theyd indict a ham sandwich, but not a ham sandwich TOSSER!

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    This gets laughed out of court, right? Right?

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      Yes, but it is intended as harassment, not “justice”.

      He still needs a lawyer, he can’t just ignore it.

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      If nothing else than for the fact that Trump and friends made public statements condemning him. Can’t really have an impartial jury after that

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    Trump doesn’t know how to use the three Sea shells

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    ❄️❄️❄️

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    Wow, distraction time again, since this happened more than a year ago.

    • “I’m not a pedophile”
    • “My beautiful ballroom”
    • Convicted rapist
    • Mentioned over a thousand times in the released Epstein files. I bet none of us are
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    They are gonna place him in front of a firing squad aren’t they?

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