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if we’re going to keep doing this every few weeks i’d like the attempted assassins to be a little more considerate. i prefer the mar a lago assassination attempts to the dc assassination attempts because the latter mean a whole lot of helicopter and police siren noise

Bluesky.

  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.socialEnglish
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    9 days ago

    Hey, a little consideration for the assassins. They are probably short on cash, and you can’t take a shotgun as carry on luggage for an airplane trip. You have to pay extra to check it in. Plus you don’t know about his work schedule and commuting issues. Some people aren’t wealthy enough to just drop everything and fly to Florida to shoot at people.