The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoWhat would you do with a second chance?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square182linkfedilinkarrow-up1795arrow-down115
arrow-up1780arrow-down1imageWhat would you do with a second chance?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square182linkfedilink
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down3·2 days agoGrab boobs while i’m still young enough for it to be cute
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agothose are your moms boobs… would you even want to?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agolisten homie we all have our issues we’re working through
minus-squareDigit@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago… That… I had not considered. That would be very weird. … I’m starting to understand the compulsion to eat a nickel. … I was breast fed. I appreciate that. Do I want to relive that with all my skills and knowledge from adulthood intact…? O_O The horror.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI was given condensed milk instead, so…
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYeah I’m going to appreciate breastfeeding in a whole different way.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoNobody said anything about time travel
Grab boobs while i’m still young enough for it to be cute
those are your moms boobs… would you even want to?
listen homie we all have our issues we’re working through
… That… I had not considered. That would be very weird. … I’m starting to understand the compulsion to eat a nickel.
… I was breast fed. I appreciate that. Do I want to relive that with all my skills and knowledge from adulthood intact…? O_O The horror.
I was given condensed milk instead, so…
Yeah I’m going to appreciate breastfeeding in a whole different way.
Bro that’s your mom…
Nobody said anything about time travel