Sun in intermittent. Let our salespeople introduce you to our ASSymetric Hybrid OveralL Energy plan: for a modest monthly premium, you will be allowed to draw a quota of electricity from the grid that you can replenish by sending back your own excess of production. Of course sending back too much won’t increase your quota. If you exceeds your quota by drawing too much, a reasonabe penalty will be applied to your rate, as an incentive to moderate your production and make the world greener.
On a side note, you’ll be happy to learn our revenues have kept growing this year, and you can rely on us for years to come in our very fruitful partnership.
Good! Take that sellers of energy. Nobody owns the sun. Where’s your profit now?
Inb4 Sam Altman talks about Dyson Sphere-ing the sun to power his Orphan Crushing machine.
Have I gone mad with power?
No, it’s a perfectly reasonable plan to dream of stealing the Sun.
Sun in intermittent. Let our salespeople introduce you to our ASSymetric Hybrid OveralL Energy plan: for a modest monthly premium, you will be allowed to draw a quota of electricity from the grid that you can replenish by sending back your own excess of production. Of course sending back too much won’t increase your quota. If you exceeds your quota by drawing too much, a reasonabe penalty will be applied to your rate, as an incentive to moderate your production and make the world greener.
On a side note, you’ll be happy to learn our revenues have kept growing this year, and you can rely on us for years to come in our very fruitful partnership.
With love!