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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

Why haven't you cloned yourself yet?

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Why haven't you cloned yourself yet?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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    My penis is too large, if there were two of us we would collapse into a neutron star.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      yeah, you would collapse into a black hole

      • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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        We aren’t quite that large would need 3.

  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    One of me is too many already

  • 0x0f@piefed.social
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    And have another human being endure living in this hellscape? That would just be cruel.

  • stopforgettingit@piefed.social
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    I don’t want to raise a clone baby anymore than I want to raise a mixed DNA baby.

  • olduffer @lemmy.world
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    I need to renew AOMIE

  • lasta@piefed.world
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    I’m not flexible enough…ohh wait…you said cloned.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Is the ribcage a cage for your … uh… activities?

  • cynar@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/p9adIGy674g

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    BC I don’t want to deal with myself.

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      same here; i can’t even deal w the voice in my head, much less a fully incorporated other me walking around. lol

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    I tried, but the git command keeps failing.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      git gud

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    I have a clone. I’ve had one since I was a few minutes old.

    No big deal, but be ready for the clone wanting independence and an identity.

  • chris@l.roofo.cc
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    Who’d want two of me? Not me. Sometimes I feel like one is too many.

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