Yeah, but they’re all Christopher Lee. That should only count as one.
Whatever, Gimli
I bet between ao3 and r34 there’s more Draculas than you can shake a dick at
Dracula and Sherlock Holmes are the two most-used characters in fiction (I forget which one of them is in the first place). Which is impressive, considering they had only like hundred and fifty years run so far, compared to Jesus’ two thousand years and his papa’s quite a bit more over that
Anyway, that person has plenty of work ahead of them.
You gotta listen for the “ah ah ah ah” to know he’s done Counting, duh.
I was telling my friend that the vampire from Sesame Street was my favorite vampire. They said, “I don’t think he counts.” and I replied, “He most assuredly does.”
Gottem. 🤣🤘🏻
(I wrote it as mine, but full disclosure: It’s a joke out there that I absolutely stole, but I don’t want anyone to think I wrote it)
