In a city of respected art deco buildings, ridicule is being heaped on the latest structure proposed for Miami’s skyline: the Donald J Trump presidential library, unveiled in ambitious plans posted to social media on Monday night.
A 1 minute 40 second video tour of the proposed gargantuan structure revealed it will be decked, almost inevitably, in Trump’s trademark gold, including a giant statue of him, and will feature Air Force One, the $400m Boeing “flying palace” gifted to him by Qatar, in its cavernous lobby.
Its 50 storeys will tower above any structure surrounding it, including the adjacent Miami Freedom Tower, a symbol of US rejection of oppression and tyranny for more than 100 years.
“This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known,” Eric Trump, the president’s son and the co-chair of the non-profit foundation seeking donations to build the library, gushed on social media.
The release came on the same day that Florida’s Republican governor, Ron DeSantis, signed a law renaming Palm Beach international airport, near Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, to the President Donald J Trump international airport.
Denazification is going to be fun!
Also, how can absolutely everything be “amazing” and the “best ever”? Those are terms for vacations by 7-year-olds upon returning home, not adults who are doing charitably terrible work.
The man doesn’t read. It’s an offense to literate people everywhere that a library would be built in his name.
I figured that was so self-evident that it would be insulting to include.
The “masterpiece” will only contain one book: “Orange Man Great”, apt for a kinder reading level. 🍊
It will also have a public bathroom chock-full of our nation’s most valuable classified documents.
A bathroom that does genital inspections when you walk in to ensure you are “biologically male” of course.
No, there is no bathroom for women.
Women can piss on the floor as the Abrahamic god intended.
OMD! Im totally not against this it would be so trumping hilarious.
It’ll happen to him too.
