Oh, look at fancy angeben over here, gloating about his functional healthcare system that doesn’t bring his country to it’s knees, but instead strengthens it. Next your going to tell us that the education system is ausgezeichnet and doesn’t leave most students financially crippled. The nerve of some people. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go study up on which wealthy hyper-geriatric politician is going to represent my interests!

PS: I totally didn’t have to google translation for those words because of my superior American education!