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- gaming@lemmy.ml
Fake! You don’t get the shotgun until two levels later!
I know you’re joking but thanks to the Internet, I can confirm you do get the shotgun in the lost valley stage where dinosaurs are found. Now that I read up on it, the funniest part to me is that this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason, especially since apparently you can totally take on a T-Rex with a shotgun.
this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason
The meme chose the shotgun because that’s what is used in the original, from Hot Fuzz
Happy coincidences.
Also, this is how I find out my IP is also banned by know your meme.
Why wouldn’t you be able to take on a T-Rex with a shotgun? It’s not like it has metal armor or lacks vital organs.
We don’t know the density or hardness of trex flesh
She’s an old school Archeologist(read: basically a fancy thief), not a Zoologist/Paleontologist.
I always wondered why there are weapons and health packs lying around in unexplored caves.
because people already took all the weapons and health packs that were in the explored caves
I want to argue with this, but it makes too much sense
I wondered the same about underground candles that are always lit?
Then I found out it’s cannon in doom
that’s how you prepare an expression. she’s a professional
the first Lara was unapologetically an asshole. she lived in a mansion that most world leaders can’t have in their dreams. it’s not like she was stealing out of necessity. she had a fucking butler and still went out to disturb world heritage sites and steal or destroy everything in them. just for fun.
well she is the tomb raider
A farting butler that could be locked in the pantry
“Did you say cool off?”
than*
To be fair, it’s self defense. There is no way to de-agro the T-Rex or raptors.
Is this the plot of the new Jurassic World movie?
Lara Croft was still better than Rebirth.
For a regular person, maybe, but archeologists deal with dinosaur stuff all the time.
Dinosaurs belong in a museum!
Bro, she had to kill live dinosaurs underground lol… We’re not talking bones or fossils here.
The objects uncovered by archeologists are sometimes remarkably well-preserved. A joyous event for every scientist!
Then the artifact what?