That pizza somehow looks bad and good at the same time. Cooked and undercooked at the same time
Capers and salami on a pizza is a cry for help.
It’s like the alternative universe version of black olives and pepperoni.
It looks like a frozen pizza but might be homemade with low-quality, pre-shredded cheese. The shredded cheese you buy in the stores doesn’t melt properly because of additives to keep it from clumping.
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You should do marketing for dominos.
Lasagna is.
No onions or garlic for kitties
Are you accusing kitties of being italiphobic vampires?
Can’t blame the cat, could go for that too rn
There’s always room for pizza
I feel like I know this saying. But one of the words is different.
I can just FEEL the meme template…
Me
Your mom
Do you see it?! THE VISION?!
Is that capers and salami?
Add anchovies and that would be the perfect pizza for me.
Ohhhhhhhh capers…
That makes a bit more sense than chocolate lol I was kinda confused and intrigued.
So, quick quiz question: What number do you see in this picture?
idk why they didn’t look green to me, but there’s clearly no number in that picture! Lol
:P
Oh no, it’s worse than I thought, you must be blind then. (Folks with red-green color blindness would see a 17 in that picture.)
:P
Perfectly timed picture with that tongue 😭
One of my cats has either forgotten he was eating mid way through and had to be reminded he already had food when he Siamese screamed about it, or he wanted me to follow him to watch him eat.
I’m still not sure.
She’s just licking the tuna off her chops.
The better to enjoy salami
I just finished dinner but I’d eat a slice or two easy
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