• Grool The Demon@lemmy.world
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        5 days ago

        Master Shake: Who are you?.. What is this?

        The Voice: It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

        Frylock: (Long Pause) See… told ya.

        Master Shake: I tasted mustard.

        The Voice: Yeah… DIJON mustard!

  • Mr. WorldWide@feddit.org
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    Ah yes, puns.

    Not sure what a subway sandwitch has to do with this…but I don’t judge for things like that

    Edit for anyone you didn’t get the pun: The GRAVE warning given to the…necromancer…Necromancers are a type of magic user that reanimates dead things and can also control them if they’re good at their craft