• gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    If you don’t get the Jo try this:

    Citing extensive experience, anti-vaxers are hired by cherry farm as cherry pickers.

    One such cherry picker was shown to pick cherries 340% faster than non-anti-vax pickers. The anti-vax cherry picking spokesman was heard to be explaining that this data proves anti-vaxers are the superior farm laborers, and expects the farm to see a correlation in overall productivity improvement across farms employing anti-vax cherry pickers.