• lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    I watched someone in a Costco parking lot shove his cart onto one of those berms at the end of a row, very obviously about to walk away from it. I was already frustrated, so I walked over and basically yanked it from him, saying something to the effect of “no don’t worry I’ll get it” in a very “you’re part of the problem” tone.

    It felt nice, I’m not gonna lie.

    Edit: looks like the idiots who this meme is directed at are out in force lol

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      3 days ago

      My local Costco recently removed the coin locks. Almost immediately, trolleys were fucking everywhere except in the bay.

      The coin locks never bothered me because I have a pick for them on my keys. And yes, I return the damn trolley every time.

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      4 days ago

      Sounds like the other guy didn’t have to do Costco’s job, and you got to feel smug and superior without any real reason. Win win win

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              Our guy installed wheels on his arms and legs in order to get the fully uncucked shopping experience, likely because he’s just built different.

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                  I’m cool with that, but you still did mention leaving a shopping cart in a parking lot which somehow makes you not a cuck. Bare minimum it’s an asshole move

                  Correction, you didn’t say that, but your comment absolutely leads me to believe you do “because it’s not my job”

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                    13 hours ago

                    Ohh I see, you don’t know how to read. This makes way more sense. Try again.

                    I am deeply amused that your reading comprehension was so wrong a random stranger downvoted you in my defense. ❤️ To whoever that was.

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            3 days ago

            What a wild sentiment haha. Guy’s so insecure that he thinks using a SHOPPING CART will make him less manly.

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                Ohhhhh so you literally mean that people who use shopping carts are in relationships where their SO is having sex with someone else behind their backs?

                Right. Of course that’s what you meant. Well obviously that would be a MUCH more normal thing to believe.

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          3 days ago

          Can you explain why you believe this analogy is valid? I don’t think you can, but I’d absolutely love to see you try.

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        4 days ago

        Maybe don’t be an asshole by lodging it on a berm behind another car and just walk the extra 20 feet to put your fucking cart in the corral.

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          4 days ago

          Oh I didn’t do that. You’re confusing me with the person you met in the Costco parking lot. But I am not them!