Disneyland.
Dumbfuckistan
X
Just got an image in my head of a map where it’s just Xs dotted across the country titled X sandwiched between Canada and Mexico and the ‘gulf of X (gulf of Mexico)’
“Just take interstate X southbound and get of at exit X towards X. If you see X you’ve give too far.”
yes please
Fascistan
Ignorancia
Corpoland
Gun-ited Steaks
RetroPolice, like metropolis but it’s a reactionary police state
Did Amerigo Vespucci migrate to North America or did he just pass through?
Eduardo
Ozempia
“Vinland” is what the Vikings who discovered the land named it. Not a bad name.
Were I to name it today I’d pick some foreign language version of “The Land of Pulling Up the Ladder” or “The Land of Crabs in a Bucket”.
how about turkish, Yukarıya Çekilen Merdivenlerin Ülkesi (Land Of Pulling Up The Ladder)
The vikings were there first (after the native Americans), so I’d go with Greater Norway.
Forvestlandet
Worser Norway.
Would be Lesser in this context and refers to size
I guess, but with tongue in cheek I thought worser worked betterer.
The incorporated states of Northern America ltd.
Han Dynasty would be funny, not least because it doesn’t solve the problem
There’s also the Prince joke “Land formally known as USA”
The Bada Bing Republic
Oops.
Mississippiland
Needs to be named first.
