• Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”

    Watch is ego implode.

    • childOfMagenta@lemm.ee
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      22 hours ago

      “Musk? Like the supermarket grade perfume? Did you know musk comes from glandular secretions? The word comes from ‘testicle’ because the gland looks like a scrotum.” Give a couple of sniffs… “Oh wow, that’s amazing!”

    • gimsy@feddit.it
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      2 days ago

      “You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”