• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    makes popcorn

    What? Can’t a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG’s own suggestion?

    Are you saying I’m only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?

    …I mean, you’re right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?