• GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Bernie Sanders presents

    The WOKE-A-PALOOZA

    Located just over the border

    All Democrats/liberals/leftists and Antifa get in FREE

    Oklahoma is merging with Outworld so bring your whole family! Quick! For reals.

    Sprinkle in some acts and features that would make fashies skin crawl so they stay away and hey one big ass party while OK implodes into non existence. Then we add Puerto Rico as a state so we don’t need to update anything.

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      1 year ago

      I think they need to have their own special land - some place reserved just for the far right. They can have their own laws there, and have a treaty with the federal government to give them special rights, but only on their reserved land. Well have to give it a special name though. Something catchy that gets the idea across. I’m open to ideas.

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        1 year ago

        Hmmm… if we’re reserving it, it could be like a table? Hey, “mesa” is Spanish for “table,” and you know how there’s that Black Mesa area in the southwest that that one video game got named after or whatever? We could put them there, except rename it White Mesa after the only color they like.