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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 年前

I wish my house cleaned itself

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I wish my house cleaned itself

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The house now excretes all rubbish out the back, which needs to be shoveled into bags.

It will need regular trips to the vet.

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