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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago

Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

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Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months ago
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    It’s not as dangerous as stick hockey

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      ice hockey > stick hockey

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        Air hockey > sex with office dogs

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          Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

          Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

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            Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

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              Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

              Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

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            How do you know? You’re disgusting!

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              Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

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                I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

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                  Well I love my dog but not like that

                  Nasty

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                    I’m just kidding with ya. Oh well

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