vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhat is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down14
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squarePratai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 years agoMe: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed? Her: Yes, of course I have. Me: From the inside? It didn’t work, but she laughed.
minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoyeah what is this supposed to imply?
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoThat he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMaybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoNot sure if or :WhyNotBoth:
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
yeah what is this supposed to imply?
That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
They’re a cunning limguist.
Can someone explain this ?
Not sure if
or 
:WhyNotBoth: