Tears in Heaven
[chorus]
I must be strong == I must destroy
Lets hear em
No dogs orgasm in the classroom
Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)
“all in all it’s just a” - “hol ihn hol ihn unters Dach”
“Fetch him under the roof”. And it has a nice story to go along with it that the sound engineer mixing the song was German, heard that line and then committed suicide under the roof of the studio because he was reminded of the abuse he suffered as a child in an orphanage.
Total fabrication by the German documentary show “Quarks & Co” to demonstrate how one can be manipulated to hear stuff that isn’t there. To this day I can’t not hear it when listening to the song.
What is Lady Gaga saying in Scheiße or is that hokey-Deutsch?
Total gibberish.
If you want a big list of these check out https://www.kissthisguy.com/
Here’s one from there
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. Artist: Madonna Song: Like a Virgin Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
BACON STRIPS, AND EXTRA CHEESE PLEASE
I remember the subtitles for Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun said “It’s like kitty fat, it retracts before impact” which was nuts, I had the CD, and it was “any fad”. They didn’t use to vet subtitles on MTV. There were orders, but that’s all I remember.
Selena Gomez - Good For You - “
I’m 14 carats. I’m 14 caretsI’m farting carrots. I’m farting carrots.”Who, from time to time, has not been revved up like a douche?
In the middle of the night is best
I was like last month old when a cover performance finally suggested it could be “deuce”, like the coupe, instead. I knew “douche” was wrong, but I never had the presence to ask.
I still don’t know whether that’s right.
Deuce is correct. The tune that everyone knows is actually a cover by Manfred Mann of Springsteen’s original (yes, Bruce Springsteen). The lyrics were tweaked a bit. Springsteen’s lyrics are “Blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night”.
If you like peeing on koalas and getting caught in the rain
It’s in our nature to destroy ourselves
It’s in our nature to kill ourselves
It’s in our nature to kill each other
It’s in our nature to kill, kill, kill
That’s the actual lyrics of Blood Brothers from Papa Roach, some people hear “Human Nature” instead of our nature, which is still the same meaning. However I once read someone misshearing of that lyrics and I can never unheard it, this is what I hear now (and so will you if you read):
Send the ninjas to destroy ourselves
Send the ninjas to kill ourselves
Send the ninjas to kill each other
Send the ninjas to kill, kill, kill
Had a friend who’s little bro thought “Liberate my madness” from Liberate by Slipknot was “Never eat bananas”.
“Blank Space” by Taylor Swift
Got a long list of ex-lovers“Lonely Starbucks lovers”
Well, I’m glad I wasnt alone on that one
Head Automatica - I Shot William H. Macy
What my friends and I heard when the album dropped: “Yeah, yeah… I put a sausage in your little hand!”
What the actual line says: “Yeah yeah, I’ll put assassins in your little head.”
Although my all-time favorite is and will forever be:
“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy” - Jimmy Hendrix
Love Head Automatica (and Glassjaw!)
I’mma pull up I Shot William H. Macy now.
Uptown funky butt
Hamster. A dentist!
Warrior! Steven Segal!
“'Scuse me while I kiss this guy…”
Fun fact: there is a book called that, that is a collection of these.
They are called “mondegreens”. They’re a ton of fun.
Brimful of Asha by Cornershop.
The title and the lyric are both “brimful of Asha”, which has a double meaning. In the singer’s native language ‘Asha’ means hope, and is also the name of an iconic Bollywood singer/dancer.
What I heard was “grim poodle basher”. Obviously it wasn’t right, but I couldn’t figure out the actual words just by listening harder.