• recapitated@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    You didn’t even get avocado toast? What don’t you care about the economy at all?

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      10 months ago

      Headline: Gen z Can’t Afford Houses Because They Buy Avocado Toast

      Gen z: [stops buying avocado toast]

      Headline: Gen z is Killing the Avocado Toast Industry

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      10 months ago

      Illegal immigrants should put avocados in every pocket they have before they cross. Then when they get here, they can buy a house.