I was looking through lap times of different production cars, and there are some wildly out of place cars doing ring laptimes, some cars are faster than they seem they should be, while others are slower than they should be. Which got me thinking how some cars truly get tested in showroom condition, and others get the “marketing” treatment to produce a laptime a showroom car would never touch, solely to sell more cars. Then I found this article that talks exactly about just that.

https://www.thedrive.com/porsche/11012/nurburgring-times-dont-matter

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      1 year ago

      James May has always insisted cars made for fast nurburgring times are inherently bad cars for anything else.

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        Don’t know the specifics of what he’s insisted, but it’s kind of a bad take, the curves/undulations/cambered or off camber turns of Nurburgring are what make it special, closer to a real life mountain road type surface instead of a flat track. Wouldn’t that make cars better for real world performance?

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          Theoretically maybe, but there are so few ‘normal’ roads where you can actually drive anywhere near as fast as the ring that it’s pointless.

          It’s like testing your car at 200mph on the Autobahn. Yes it will lead to a better experience for brave Germans in clear weather. But the compromises you made will make it a worse car for every other buyer round the planet.

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          May’s argument is if you’re going to make a track car, make a track car. If you’re going to make a road car, make a road car.

          Don’t make a road car intended to be driven at track speeds. The Nurburgring is special because its unique, should be a use case for car design.

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      Exactly. It’s a marketing gimmick and it has 0 relevance for end consumers in the real world. Similarly, 0-60 times are also irrelevant for real world driving.

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        Meh, 0-60 tines are definitely relevant, so long as each car is tested without shit like rollout and torque braking and prepped surfaces etc.

        Every car should be tested in a controlled environment at sea level on the same surface under the same conditions.

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        Well, I would dare saying that 0-60 matters in one weird spot, in merging into high speed traffic when standing still, something very common in NYC highways.

        But yes, it’s meaningless otherwise.

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        The 0-60 is important to GR Corolla Morizo owners so they can flex that it’s just as fast as a dark horse.

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          0-60 is just to make AWD and launch control equipped cars look way better than they are in the real world

          Don’t tell the STI guys that their 5-60 is slower than a Golf GTI and a GR86

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            STi is somewhere around 7 seconds 5-60, I feel like the new Prius might be faster 😬

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              If the race goes to just 60 I don’t even think the Prius has to be new to win lol

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        Not to mention, I think James May is/was right. Every time cars are “developed” on tracks they’re always painful in real life. Only caveat is cars with adaptive suspension can be good in comfort mode.

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        “0-60 times used to be relevant when the cars I liked did good times but now that EVs are here they are irrelevant.”

        -Car enthusiasts

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          You don’t want to start at a moving speed as it creates other variables to take into consideration that will affect the time. Starting at 0 will give the most consistent start each time and give replicable results for others.

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            Nope. You can get consistent times from 5 mph starts. Of course it creates other variables, but it’s more representative of daily driving since a lot of people will regularly floor their car.

            But they’re not using launch mode or dumping the clutch from 5k rpm which is what you get when you do 0 to 60 times.

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            0-30 and close to weight capacity. I bought my Rav4 as a work vehicle, and you would be amazed at how much difference not having 400-500 lbs of tools/parts in the back makes.

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          NJ and its ultra short freeway merges say that 0-60 is the all important number, at least for those of us living somewhere with bad highway designs.

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            😂 merging onto 295 was always a good time in my lighting on 315 radials, except the one time there was snow on the ground… that was sketchy.

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            Merging onto 1&9 off of 35 in Woodbridge and having to immediately cut across 2 lanes to make it to route 9 taught me how important that 0-60 really is

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            Nope. It’s still 5 to 60 that’s more relevant unless you’re doing a 5k clutch dump with flat shifting or using launch mode.

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          None of these times are relevant for real world driving. My car needs 17 seconds from 0 to 60 (more in the eco mode I’m always using) and it’s always fast enough to keep up with traffic.

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          There was a great ad in the 90s about the Minneapolis bus beating a Porsche from the city to the suburbs. All because traffic and bus lanes.

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          If we’re very very honest, it doesn’t really matter for the GT3RS either. Yes it’s cool to see how fast Porsche and others can make their cars go, but a super tiny amount of buyers will actually push these cars and an even tinier fraction will be able to drive them to their limit. The majority of people who seriously “care” about these stats are kids and keyboard warriors, both of which mostly have very little acutal knowledge about cars. I’d take an E92M3 GTS over an M4GTS any day of the week, even though the M4 is faster around the ring. To me, there’s a lot more to a car than lap times and power.

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        I wouldn’t say irrelevant, but not as important as the focus on it. 5-60 or even 5-40 are more helpful but since they’re not used no one knows what a reasonable time is.

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          you merge onto a highway from a standstill?

          Surely you mean 30-80 is the speed you’ll be going when merging

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            Around here it’s 30-50 on the onramp and just rip in front of people doing 15-20 below the posted speed limit…

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            Most on-ramps in bigger California cities have metering lights. You have to accelerate in a pretty short distance often.

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              The ones onto the 405 in OC are fucking terrible. I have to give it like 75% throttle to merge safely even in pretty quick cars. I swear at least half the reason there are so many Teslas here is due to the fact that the average OC commute has like 4 drag races in it.

              Each way has one on the on-ramp and another just to get into the lane for that on-ramp

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        No argument there, but I think OP was talking about benchmark testing by car manufacturers.