Sometimes players that can only be described as ok score absolute worldies think Jordan Ayew vs West Ham think Pajtim Kasami vs Palace think anytime Matty Taylor saw a ball dropping near the halfway line. Give me your best ones
Peter Sweeney’s for Grimsby Town against Leeds United in the 2009 Northern Section Semi Finals of the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy.
Probably a little better than average but Shaqiri scored a bike on Man U at a pre season game.
Shaqiri has a crazy goal catalogue
Andros Townsend against Man City
Most of his goals are pretty decent strikes, honestly wish Spurs hadn’t got rid of him when you look at who replaced him (Njie, Nkoudou, Onomah…)
Eder’s goal in the 2016 euro final
Maniche Euro 2004 goal.
Bro MANICHE 🇵🇹
Papis cisse mis-hit for Newcastle that flew into the far corner
Reverse trivela that one ⚽️🔥
Ayew is a significantly better technical footballer than either Taylor or Kasami (both great shouts), he shows good footwork fairly regularly - not usually the best finisher, in fairness
Richarlison’s bycicle goal in the WC
Erik Edman against Liverpool.
Neil Mellor vs Arsenal 2004
Cuco Martina @ Southampton vs Arsenal
Peter Crouch vs Man City
Definitely the one I was thinking of.
Jan Schlaudraff against Bayern
jahanbakhsh vs Chelsea
Calling these bang average is a bit harsh, they were more good professionals but I think it counts.
Peter Crouch’s volley against man City.
Tim Cahills against the Netherlands in the world cup