Doom has befallen us. The beast has taken the Livingroom and the hall. We cannot get out. It is coming.

-My cats on Sunday

When my wyze vacuum starts up, it loudly robotically says “starting cleaning” and wherever my dog is in the house, she flings herself directly at the vacuum in a frothing rage and follows it around the house trying to bite its spinning brush for corners. Whenever I say “starting cleaning”, my dog goes for the vacuum too