Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Public Health@mander.xyz · 1 year agoSevere Diarrhea Cases Surging Across UK, And Scientists Don't Know Whywww.sciencealert.comexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down16
arrow-up161arrow-down1external-linkSevere Diarrhea Cases Surging Across UK, And Scientists Don't Know Whywww.sciencealert.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Public Health@mander.xyz · 1 year agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI like how it calls the illness “Crypto”, then like to imagine it’s an article about Bitcoin etc. “Crypto is caused by inadvertently ingesting faecal matter” “Most people recover from crypto without needing treatment”
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSo if you ingest faecal matter on purpose, you’re safe. Good to know. /s
I like how it calls the illness “Crypto”, then like to imagine it’s an article about Bitcoin etc.
“Crypto is caused by inadvertently ingesting faecal matter”
“Most people recover from crypto without needing treatment”
So if you ingest faecal matter on purpose, you’re safe. Good to know. /s