• PugJesus
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    875 months ago

    “Wow, you want to FEED kids to keep them in good health? I’d rather spy on everyone in the hopes of catching someone under 18 accessing 18+ material. That’s where REAL good health comes from.”

    • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      325 months ago

      They care about their SPIRITUAL health. Physical health doesn’t matter compared to an eternity of hellfire, you heathen.

      • PugJesus
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        145 months ago

        Oh God, I’m having flashbacks to growing up in an evangelical community

        • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          55 months ago

          You’re saying that once we figure out how to baptize unborn babies, abortion is back on the menu?

          OK that was a joke but I’m curious how the more radical Christian groups would react to that. Like you can basically guarantee a soul an instant ticket to heaven, why wouldn’t you? Though I guess you’d have to find whichever group actually genuinely believes the spiritual war stuff instead of using it as a cover for a demographic war.