Chelsea has got to be the most entertaining team in the world right now for all the good and bad reasons lol

Why was he sent to Dortmund for two years in the first place though

I’ve just actively wondered about how groups will even be made since two European teams can’t be together in a group. I’m unbelievably dumb

Football (and life) is so fucking unfair man. I’m lost for words…

He’s an incredible talent, the sky is the limit for him (I’ve never seen the lad kick a ball)

Shit probably funny as hell

Seems like Openda has been well worth the money

Once again, Crystal Palace doing their best at pretending to not exist and hide in the shadows of midtable

Tbf most of Americans call any European country “Europe”. They will tell you they went on a vacation to Europe, which could range from Darlington to Albania

This really represents the American knowledge of geography quite well