Replace Atlantic with NY Times, and this one is real: https://www.thetrumparchive.com/?searchbox="government+phones"

The so-called experts on Trump over at the Atlantic wrote a long and boring article on my cellphone usage that is so incorrect I do not have time here to correct it. I only use Government Phones, and have only one seldom used government cell phone. Story is soooo wrong!

–@RealDonaldTrump

Bob’s your uncle! I’m well chuffed with this decision. I didn’t want to have to pay more quid for my yearly La Rose Noir Droptail.

Narrator: he shared them anyway

Who needs FEMA, when you have SHARPIE

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The portrait:

Free Speech Absolutist^TM

I love the smell of SO₂ in the morning

End measles now. Just stop counting the cases

Investigate DOGE for domestic terrorism

Leaked false information?

TL;DR

Trump gave those predisposed an excuse to come out of the woodwork

The best way for the birds to gain immunity is to catch bird flu, so RFK is just helping the immunity be gained even faster. Plus, who wants eggs from autistic birds

I’ve heard of herding cats, but a lot of these folks are farming some of their bigger cousins of the spotted variety.

Can a leopard eat the same face twice?

Good, Q is finally ending the nefarious 5G microchip implant plan of the Deep State. Now many diseases can finally stop spreading, and JFK Jr. will rise and join his cousin to Make America [and the World] Healthy Again.

/s

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