He’s facing the wrong way and he would be lower, puckering at Putin’s personal ‘mic’.

He’s reminiscing on the day his building became the tallest in Manhattan

I had the best debate in the history of debating. Many people, tears in Their Eyes said Sir that Was a Perfect and Beuatiful Debate. Maybe I can Beat Perfection? It was Rigged and she had the answers, and I still Had a Perfect Debate. Should I do Another Debate, we will See, but let me tell you, The Crowd outside of The debate was Tremendous. They were all holding Trump Sigmas.

-@RealDonaldTrump

Elon AF

Fact checking the fact checkers:

Aliens are eating peoples cats, Trump said he saw it on TV

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Better make sure the check clears first, and don’t let them use a credit card (for potential chargeback)

J.D. is just War Boy fodder to Colonel Bone Spurs

Many people say she was born in Haiti. Why won’t she show her birth certificate?

Wacky generals, who only got 3 stars at most in the military, they got fired like dogs. They never made it, never will. They begged me for a job, tears in their eyes, I said Ok. People in the military hated them. They were vicious, but not smart. I would rarely see them but heard …really bad things. Nasty to people &, would constantly miss meetings &, salutes. When Gen. Kelly came on board he was a loser &, nothing but problems.

-@RealDonaldTrump

USA - Washington DC Metro Area

Been happening for years now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSk3coye5Jg

I’m already sick of ads at gas station pumps, and will just sit in my car in order to avoid them.

Once upon a time, I thought Haley might have had some sort honor code. I guess that’s why they call stories that begin with “once upon a time” fairytales.

Would I buy that car? Would not drive, even if given to me for free. Hell Naw.

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA?si=CbTlD86trZ7wOK9W&t=220

Leave a vaccum, something will fill it.

His cult will claim he won the debate, even if he shits his pants and starts talking like a baby.

Of course she is suffering from the high price of food, I mean have you seen the price of beluga caviar lately?

I am the Law

Trump Dredd

4D chess. You obviously need to deal with an imaginary crisis with an imaginary plan.

/s