Does Uber Eata deliver medicine?

However,

Western civilization gets its guilt/innocence culture due in no small part to Xtian influence.

All this because they couldn’t figure out how to sell grilled chicken.

Nah, everyone is just waiting on the Graphene supported Motorola phones to come out.

The average American citizen eats three bullets a day.

No, surely not. This young lady simply has the genetic disease called ILT (Impossibly Long Torso) and the gentleman has IF (Inscrutable Face).

This would be great news if we didn’t need money.

He was a man. The Rabbi said so.

I’m guessing the store was in on the scam if they thought it was normal to sell ~$11,000 worth of Red Bull spread across 25 SNAP cards.

Charles Ondix?

I use the local Papa John’s phone number, because I hate everything about it.

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You learned two words in one! It comes from a 16th century word “cosset” which was a pet lamb raised by hand.

What is it with streaming playlist mixes that causes them to only play the last dozen or so songs, anyway? I add ONE instrumental song to my liked tracks and suddenly it’s all Polyphia and Nito.

What kind of favors can chips do?

Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.

“But the billing address of the Amazon credit card matches the shipping address!”

“Well, they could be a sugar daddy to their live-in mistress.”

“Shut up, TCBKoA Terry.”

They should settle out of court.