You never see an old man having a twin - Karl Pilkington

Yeah I was glad when we tore up Ötzis contract

Ozil

What dustzil doing there who invited blud 😭

Joselu the club merchant merching about in Madrid now? Oh my

Stop making this dusted league come to the hot page ffs!!!

Mctominay Howe and longstaff all looks like blokes with really stinky farts

Ozil

We need to let Kai cook in peace

Grande Mo. My favourite Arsenal player, simply because he is a lovely human being.