I’m usually sitting or lying down.

Lol i dont know the math but the speed required to apply that force means theres a sonic boom as well right? Along with the bubblewrap crack of your arm shattering in the process of somehow applying this force/acceleration. I actually wonder if there would be heat before the slap since the distance traveled is so short. Is there enough air between your windup and the chicken?

Musta thrown out his dialin’ finger during his “response” to bibi

contracted by default

Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what’s the relative strength of this ‘outer anus’? It wasn’t listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength

I know from first hand experience you can’t do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.

Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.

I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em’ baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don’t think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.

So yeah, impossible

This sounds like a difficult way to go about what should have a simple and cheap solution: all games with a network component must ship with the ability to create a private server.

Then the fans of said games could keep playing the games they bought their way free of cost to the studio. This is how everything should be once a product is purchased. It’s actually the whole “software as a service” thing that’s weird and bad and though pervasive now is only a couple decades old.

Something wrong with my browser? Using FF to visit the site the photo was not visible and no amount of fingerfucking the screen would get it to come up. It’s me, isn’t it?

One of the worst abuses of stereo in my opinion are old Beatles albums. Maybe cuz the tech was somewhat new they were playing far too much? Too much for me anyway

Too-Old Dennis Quaid’s ‘Reagan’ Is Definitely The Absolute Worst Almost-Movie of the Year So Far

Some tankies hate the phrase ‘work life balance’. Here’s what they prefer instead

I saw a post ‘kindly fall in line’ (speaking to a harris dissenter) on the lib-verse the other day and i thought they were lampooning libs at first but after several re-reads they were for real.

They can’t hear themselves. I thought liberals mostly just held the door open for fascists but that oft-used quote about bleeding is true, huh.

Fuck me

Winnin piracy just like they winnin the war on drugs

Uh oh didn’t you read whyesseffs rant yesterday you rascal? She coming for ya

I couldn’t find what you meant. Can you expand a bit?

Asked by Karl if he saw any “daylight” between Biden and Harris on the genocide in Gaza, Sanders replied: “Well, I hope so.”

He added that, “in all fairness to the vice president, you know, she’s been the candidate for all of one month… So, they are still working through their policies.

Are they playing vampire the masquerade or sims3?

Best i can do is this

coincidence?

Right? And the body of this piece, which hurt to read, doesn’t mention any actual gloating from the developer that i could see. Though i admit i only skimmed it since the thing reads like a (bad) internet comment.

I miss kieron and the crew

Rock paper shotgun… What have they done to you? You were the chosen one!