Toilet paper with Trump’s face on it.

That’s how lots of Australians come here. My best friend is originally from Michigan, he came here in high school, and recently gave up his US citizenship because we can all see what’s going to happen.

And mandatory voting, and preferential voting, an independent electoral commission…

Albo is a centrist wanker, thanks very much. Very much like a Democrat before Reagan.

Friend of mine once lived in a rental house that had black mold with his wife and kid. The landlord had done precisely jack shit for those three years. They kept getting lung conditions and stuff, and my friend tried to clean it himself, but it always came back.

Then one day his wife had a series of strokes during a particularly intense bout of the chronic lung shit they all got when the weather was wet.

She’s blind now. Suffered brain damage. Different personality, loss of cognitive ability, an irate shell of her former self. This woman who once had a 200 grand job in the Commonwealth public service. The marriage did not survive.

My friend is now looking after his kid mostly as a single dad in a smaller but mold-free apartment in a cheaper suburb.

The Canberra rental market is insane, and that landlord deserves arson.

Oh, we would never call someone from Canada or Mexico a Yank. That would be inaccurate and offensive.

Sending a message is fine. Mutilation of the corpses and burning of the houses is one way to do this without torture.

Of course, sometimes one needs to shoot a GI, and not finish him off, so his screams will attract more targets out of cover. That’s legit.

If you put this much effort into defending Nazis with inane trolling…

Nah. Kill them if necessary, but torture makes you a sick fuck.

Hehe. Nope, you’re all yanks mate, Australia has you pegged too.

Looks like it had the desired effect of pissing off US people. 😄

No, and Mythbusters proved that you can.

Lila exists only in your own head.

However, so do you.

Incredibly cute little squortlephant!

Well, doesn’t protect the back of your head from sunburn, or your face.

Mask you wear that inflates you slightly like a balloon when you sleep so you don’t suffer from periods of not breathing during the night.

Sleep apnoea is the name of the condition it treats.

It is quite nice to treat it. It may reduce the amount of days you wake up and feel like you never slept.

Sleep apnoea also increases risk of heart attack and stroke.

Lots of things are poisonous before we process them, including many things we’ve been eating almost since the discovery of fire.

There have been a bunch of great answers already, but I’m not seeing one important factor: soy farmers. Soy is one of the cheapest sources of protein, and there’s a lot of it grown, so the soy lobby is always trying to push new uses for it.

Yep. Jars of fibre! It’s a horrifying corporate grift, but it’s also great for chronic fatigue perverts like me who cannot spend much energy on cooking most of the time. It does help.

Shut the fuck up. Go to SE Asia and tell them nobody ate oil from crushed up seeds 150 years ago. Goddamn.