They used to get paid with a pack of cigarettes and a slap on the ass.
They used to get paid with a pack of cigarettes and a slap on the ass.
They can buy a million gold shoes that never get shipped.
Mental health is health. Take the sick day.
Up to my nose in cooch.
Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.
You’re a horrible sinning heathen if you don’t eat bacon with every meal.
Seriously. It’s pronounced frAHnk-en-steen
Did you see the way the creature was treated? Frankenstein was the monster.
Her Tiktok is also entertaining. If not a bit preachy at times.
It’s chess with a pigeon
Sitting cross legged on the kitchen counter, elbow deep in a bag of chips, is normal. I won’t be taking questions.
You gotta go to Edgar’s Bagels on 65th if you want ass check flavored bagels. They don’t skimp on the cream cheese either.
Yeah you can. Just tuck the last bit into your arse hole.
The electoral college prevents any third party from ever winning. They’d need to get more votes than both other parties combined.
And you know that 60% of people just go and stamp R or D without thinking and will never be convinced to change.
Third parties are ridiculous at the presidential level until we change the voting system.
Vote third party local if you like. But they never run candidates because they don’t actually want to win.
That’s funny. I remember having both shoved down my throat via ridiculous subsidy.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musks-subsidy-aggregation-1466638430
Of course, now he’s changed his tune since Tesla is established, and wants subsidies removed. Gotta pull up that ladder behind you to prevent competition.
Fuckin battletoads. WAY harder than turtles.
Wash, rinse, repeat. List of ingredients. Wash rinse repeat
We can just remove the clouds and set up giant space mirrors.
Nah, he’s more of a $69,420 kind of moron.
Not saying he’s not a Nazi. Just saying he is a specific brand of edgelord. For example, he carried a sink into the office for a forced “let that sink in” pun.
I’m cringing just writing this… Ugh…
You need to read this to your therapist. I think they’d enjoy it.