Definitely still one of the funniest things on the Internet.

. 112.

Most common emergency number.

I know two of these. One is lost to the church, the other is coming around.

I’m sorry, but every significant change in the world started with violence.

I see so many videos with people saying “I support you” and none saying “I’m going to take action.” Everyone is dawdling, nobody is doing anything

That’s the thing, though. People need about 2 litres of fluid a day, and most of that comes from their food.

The food industry’s propaganda is that you need to drink 2 litres of water a day. You don’t.

In 1974 the book Nutrition for Good Health, co-authored by nutritionists Margaret McWilliams and Frederick Stare, recommended that the average adult consumes between six to eight glasses of water a day. But, the authors wrote, this can include fruit and veg, caffeinated and soft drinks, even beer.

It’s because you don’t drink as much as other people. People who chug a ton of of water or whatever after they’ve eaten something spicy are giving themselves diarrhea.

Sauce: a Taiwanese lady.

I agree. Then again, I’m a certified lesbian.

Well, that’s me out then.

Thank God.

My brother is obese and also one of the fittest people I know. He can walk miles without breaking a sweat, no high blood pressure, no high cholesterol, heart is doing fine, no arthritis, etc. ad nauseum. He’s fat because he eats a lot, but everything he eats is home cooked with plenty of veg and little meat. He just loves cooking.

My doc said the other day she prefers it when her patients are heavier, because when people get very sick, it’s the “healthy” thin ones who die first in the ICU purely because they don’t have any fat to spare.

Think really hard before you ditch something. I got rid of a ton of stuff when I moved abroad and I regret far too much of it.

Nice try, Chinese spy.

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Mine chased me up the stairs and kicked me in the kidney.

I had disagreed with him on something.

More cowbell. That’s it. The only funny thing he’s ever done. Although the t-shirt did most of the heavy lifting.

I’m waiting for women to come out of the woodwork about him, tbh.

He can act. He was good in Legend and great in Interview with a Vampire. Shame he’s a terrible person.

That’s true. I think some “bad actors” just get roped into playing particular characters, and then when they get a part that’s completely different it turns out they’re not actually that bad.

Will Ferrell. He’s a creep. He’s not funny and is way too keen to play the love interest of actresses much younger than he is.