That’s why clay pigeon shooters only load one cartridge at the time and only once it’s their turn.

Russia has very strict gun controls.

And guns are expensive.

Naw, I’m a chicken.

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Could you not? I work for a citizen journalism network and shit like that is incredibly harmful.

Look, mate, accidents happen. If you don’t want to get a lady pregnant, don’t have sex with the lady.

There’s a time and a place for that, but sometimes you just want them to not run across the road right now.

Edit for the Bylines network.

The Great War channel on YouTube.

For fiction: Band of Brothers.

Ah. I can’t walk around the block. I have CFS and post exertional malaise.

Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, you mean? That was surprisingly good.

Fruit is the healthiest snack you can eat. The sugar thing is bullshit unless you eat a pound of grapes every day.

Mind you, I do all that (without fail) and I’m still a lardarse.

Liberal is leftist. Stop changing the meaning of words willy nilly, America.

Socialism and communism are two different things. Don’t use that slash as if they’re synonyms.

Covid is still a huge problem. It’s causing brain damage, it’s causing heart damage, it’s causing long covid and it’s killing shit tons of people.

Every actor will do it a different way.

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What young kid wears a trenchcoat and not just a rain jacket?

We had a music teacher who, without fail, yelled “What’s the point of this class? You can just as well leave” during every class.

So one class, all of us left.

We got detention and had to write lines. One of the girls had an entire box of scented pens in different colours and she put them all on a table. Then each of us wrote an entire page of stinky, multicoloured lines. I’m sure he didn’t read them all but I bet he had a headache in no time.