Don’t threaten me with a good time

Close down all international airports and cut them off from the global internet as well.

What did Max do?

Probably just the fact that they have a relatively high circumcision rate and lower per capita income than say, the USA, so young Korean moms are probably more willing to sell their baby foreskin for less lol

Honestly unificado sounds more logical to me as well but it’s único

Easily achievable if you participate in group chats.

Close, it’s Sistema Único de Saude

Companies love the free market until they don’t.

Yes. We are objectively correct but also insufferable.

That was definitely a reference lol

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Thats still a really stupid plan. If they want to be bought off you’d assume they’d want to sell out at the best possible price. This measure is going to make their valuation sink so hard that they could be bought out for peanuts.

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This is a great opportunity to tell people about Godot, a free open source engine that has been killing it lately.

Maybe this is futile but I’m just waiting for them to come out with nicer colorways to pull the trigger.

They could have done the Sugarloaf mountain

Why don’t you damage deez nuts

You’re right but unfortunately it doesn’t matter. The phrasing makes it SEEM like China did something bad, and that’s the deepest most people who come across this headline will ever think about it. The goal is to make westerners ever so slightly more sympathetic towards aggression against the Chinese people, and these misleading or outright false articles are terribly effective.

Not proletarian heroes but two things can be true at the same time. People who voluntarily mod online communities pretty much are all your negative stereotypes of a nerd, but if they are competent and actually care about their communities they are absolutely integral to their well being, safety and culture.

$30?? What a fucking joke