i wish i could have you as a little voice in my head/on my shoulder

“lol draw a penis on it”

slop :(

no?

ฅ ⁠^ > ⁠ﻌ < ^ ⁠ฅ

need a witch to put me in my place >_<

this is depressing and terrifying.

what exactly does peanut butter jelly sex entail? asking for a friend

I’ve only ever had to do it once. also I personally feel like prism launcher is a LOT easier to use than the official Minecraft launcher.

uwo slab!!

if only they were joints

you just need to go deeper (more underground)!

im banned in over 80 subreddits and im proud of it :3

damn i think im hungry or something, i read french fry ubisoft onions…

perish

he’s so happy to be there

the no sugar ones grow on you quick. i absolutely love ultra strawberry dreams and a bunch of others when i used to absolutely hate them. (all the ultra ones are the diet/zero version)

“whispers and explosions”

so true

friendly reminder to seed wikipedia :)