With a crappy cable line coming in, I’d have Cocks come out and run a new line from the pole, and it might as well be to a better location on your house this time.

In my area at least, Comcast marketing is part of the problem. For years they blasted ads with “the fastest in-home wifi” and it took me many years to realize they weren’t bragging about some fancy APs they were offering. Like I always just rolled my eyes and said who the fuck uses the router they give you anyway. But now it makes a little more sense.