man thats a frito moose

that’s not a knife

what is this?

i’ll have to ask my bike if it cares how nice its house is. its kind of prissy but i still dont think it needs the $50,000 dollar box to go to sleep in.

alternate pitch: shipping containers can cost as little as 2000 including delivery. pay a psychopath with a with a welder ten grand to put some partitions and doors in the thing with scrap metal from the city dump. then spend the remaining 38k on handjobs for the building inspector!

and 36k in materials?

tight! one question though- why does it cost $50,000 to build a bike locker? guarantee someone with a welder could easily build 5 of them at that price and make a healthy profit.

big alphabet HATES this one trick: i before e except after c

that is not all i got

i also got to look at george

DUSTY OLD BONES

 FULL OF GREEN DUST

stealing this to post on jorts.horse

undocumented immigration isn’t a real issue in any US state. there is no legitimate reason for ice to exist. before they became trump’s death squad, their purpose was to keep the migrant labor force living precariously enough to accept starvation wages.

𖤐 𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖐𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖚 𖤐

despite being completely unhelpful, this answer is oddly more wholesome than the old “cut down count rings”

then again all the trees being starved of water by the data center may disagree

that is a bird

look he had complex PTSD. santa is a mean drunk.

its name is jeff

because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?

reminds me of a book i had as a child

(alt text: the cover of the book The Rainbow Goblins by Ul De Rico. oil painting of seven bald goblins in cloaks draining the color out of the rainbow into buckets. each goblin is a different color, and each one has a lasso around each color of the rainbow. they stand on a patch of barren red clay while the sun shines on a green valley below.)