Happily married for 10 years, thanks for asking!

Haha wife bad

Open 10 to 6 if you’re in Arkansas, but only 10 to 3 if you’re in Louisiana.

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen zombo.com die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“Zombo.com is kil”

“no”

Fixed it

I’m not a parent and wish there was some kind of minimum requirement.

Woosh

Eh, that’s already set to public

I’m more worried about my “cars fucking dragons” folder.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else

Just need a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

Excuse me fellow commenter, but I think you dropped this: \

I’m with you on this one. I don’t want anything to do with it.

Honestly, one of the easiest things I’ve ever done!

Brb, putting as much plastic as I can find in my microwave.