I won’t listen to any jerk that has an AI profile banner like you! Support real art you twip.

Am I doing it right?

It’s 1000x better than Reddit. I know you are a real person, I’ll take your real human touch comment over “18F, I kicked my 45M boyfriend out of my home because he won’t work or do night duty for our 2 toddlers. AITA?”

I’ve been trying to make “You’re a regular Imane Khelif!” happen (e.g. you’re a superwoman). Or “That hits like Imane Khelif”. Don’t let shitheads write her narrative, you care more than they do, so drop it if you get a chance.

This kind of self-critical comment no longer exists on Reddit, lol. Appreciate it.

The United States is a flawed democracy, so we have good schools for few and great schools for fewer.

Pro tip: don’t say “getting laid”, ever, unless you want to sound misogynistic.

While we’re making shit up, did you know the sky is purple? 1 + 1 = 3. Since we don’t need sources, up is down, and you are correct. You are also not an incel, and it’s 25 o clock.

You don’t have to be into “water” to hate the state of being thirsty. We can all feel parched and frustrated when we don’t drink it, don’t pay our water bill, or eat a cup of salt every day.

Looks like ChatGPT will create more software jobs than it takes.

The judge who throws this out will be our next Supreme Court Justice. Someone will crack.

I feel validated.

You see that single upvote? That’s me. But only because of your brutal honesty.

I did not brush my teeth today. I threw batteries in the trash. I’m proud of you, man.

She’s lying to your friends just like she lied to you. I know this from experience. Sucks and it’s not your fault man. Sorry to hear.

The hash:

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I only know port vs starboard because of SpongeBob

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Glad I asked. Sounds like you wouldn’t have needed good health care there anyway, that dude shoots to kill.

If you know the town then in the old days you could go there and get a yellow pages. But your point is valid, because there’s so many other privacy concerns this one is a drop in the bucket. I’m much more scared of the government watching me through my neighbor’s ring cameras just because I said Luigi Mangione is innocent on Lemmy (which he totally is). Or that Elon Musk told us he’s a Nazi sympathizer and I’m repeating what he said, neutrally.

It’s like having 100,000 yellow pages books. In the days of old you might be able to switch cities if you were trying to evade a stalker. Now you’ll have to change your name, face, and accent.

Sure, reach out to every website and human on the planet, read through each terms and conditions, and hire fewer than 8 billion lawyers to litigate if they don’t. Easy peasy.