nah, they’re just misunderstood. Once you get to know them they really open up.

Pushkin (or pusskin if you’re feeling punny)

if buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing.

water is wet, fork found in kitchen

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off

thanks, I just discovered something new that I like

Lebanese supermarket near me sells coffee with ‘hel’. Had no idea what it was, so I bought it. Turns out it’s cardamon and tastes great.

and Narnia

I like to be different and go shoe/sock

about the size of the one in this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3_drgbsLRE

Gravy. I always thought it was hard, whenever I made it I’d get lumps and it would be bad. Then I learnt the trick is to fry the flour in oil/butter/fat first, then add the meat juices/stock

Why do french people only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

yes, and on nebula as well I think