The can of chili should be a can of beans, obviously. Other than that, good chart!

I don’t care if they own Chrome. Force them to sell their advertising business.

I just skip stories like this now, because they’re depressing. Plus, in a couple months, it’s only going to get worse.

Out of the loop. What is that white thing?

I think that most or all of us understand that any post like this is suspect. It’s just more fun to play along than shit on everything.

Condescending to us just makes you look pathetic, not smart.

I’d like to see this fuckstick standing on his feet all day, and asking his supervisor for permission to pee. Then we’ll see how he feels about eliminating weekends.

I’ll go along with it because, as a former middle schooler myself, I know that middle schoolers are insane and capable of anything.

Add hormones to the mix, and forget it. I don’t know how any of us survived.

That would be nice, but in America, I’m not sure there’s anything like a permanent record for cops.

Yeah, that seems like the best explanation. In that case, I’d like to add “reprehensible” to my other insults.

So… uh… what am I looking at here? What’s this pic supposed to show? I just see two guys in a boxing ring.

Desperate and pathetic. Have these guys never heard of the internet?

I’m sure they’re hanging on his every word.

I’ve seen several versions of this meme, and I always wonder what the original is

The “HUP” is great

Maybe she quit because his reaction to her having a boyfriend creeped her out. She didn’t want to be around someone who misinterpreted what were merely friendly gestures.

The people who say that we’re building Skynet will be totally creeped out by this, and I won’t make fun of them for it.

Still, “under $2,000” for a corporation of that size is a surprisingly low amount, compared to the others. Not even worth the negative publicity. Odd choice.

Not to worry. She protected her “beliefs and faith”, so she’s still got “thoughts and prayers” to fall back on, right?

The “almost” in this statement is absolutely crucial. Nicely done.

For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol