

whilst the Count is almost definitely not going to get the most votes, I do reckon that the vote share he does get means he’ll have “won” with how embarrassing it’ll look for Farage. At the very least it’ll be a win for his wallet by getting his deposit back when that tragically doesn’t usually happen.











“uh oh, our u-turn was super-duper unpopular and directly screws over a bunch of constituencies that could very well flip green at the next election!”