Souness is liquid gold on RTE in Ireland, but you can get away with coming on smashed drunk and still have a pundit’s seat the following week there (Eamon Dunphy). I remember Souness’ first appearance on Irish telly, he didn’t know wtf was going on for the first 15 minutes, after the ad break he was laying into every cunt. Golden age of Irish football coverage.

Souness grilling Dunphy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fvsg_Ct1cw

Actual decent discussion https://youtu.be/hwE0UnmkYMo?si=7mjSnuK-YJEYqVpb

Dunphy possibly pissed on a decent rant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqjQSk1PQ4o

Honestly when I lived in South East Asia I used videos like this to remind me of the pub back home lol

You don’t even have to adapt too hard. Declan Rice is a quality player, gooner cunt or no. A central midfield of Rice-Bellingham-Maddison is up there for the best in the world.