Nah Saka now, lad has 9 goal involvements in 12 games this season. He’s our best attacker and it’s not even a contest.

He’s gonna be the hipster pick in ten years

Tomi has to start on the left with Mbuemo playing

Thing is, margins are thin, and Rodri got himself sent off stupidly

In the sense that some people have a local, I suppose, but most fans in England have one team that they’re not allowed to move from. This is usually decided very young, and is often whoever your dad supports.

Gonna be a crazy pub quiz question in twenty years

Rice can run forever, and players injure themselves trying to foul him

You say that, but he looked excellent at West Ham, who haven’t got the players either. Enzo has only really played for teams with quality around him

PSG will make that bid some day, probably to convince Mbappe to resign