I’m sure the drooling, wheel-chair bound, multiple hamburder based stroke Supreme Lord Trump is going to legitimately win 113% of the vote in 2028.

Didn’t he do that already?

That’s my primary hope. Musk and Peter Thiel have hated each other since the PayPal days, and I’m hoping the Thiel picked administration members butt heads with the Trump/Musk campaign and nothing gets done because they’ll act like backstabby high schoolers.

Unless they’re Teslas. He’s gone back on his EV stance because Musk bought him

I’ll be able to vote in a primary next time

Yup. 57% of Florida voted to protect abortion, and 56% voted for Trump.

Stree Overlord. Now that’s a boner pill I haven’t heard of in a long time. A long time.

But he does have a monopoly on his fan base. Hopefully the hamburder in his veins requires a scramble for a new king and none of his court can agree who should have the crown and the crowd rejects them anyway.

Nah I think she made the same mistake as Clinton by having a vagina.

Nah I think it was Elon “Goebbels 2” Musk more than them. They didn’t help but he should get all the credit.

Yeah now that Russia has bought and paid for the US they can focus elsewhere.

I can’t believe this is what gets me executed in Kristalnacht 2: Electric Boogaloo

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My issue isn’t that Trump would be sucking Putin’s dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say “so you want Ukraine? You got it!”

In fact Trump doing this to “get his mic stand up” just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer’s dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls “daddy” tells him he’s been a bad girl and spanks him.

I mean, Putin just calls him pretty and a great leader and then Trump does what Putin wants.

Alas, not on a typewriter… Back to the drawing board!

Maybe he went to a chip factory and had a few legitimate complaints?

“Have you seen these chips they’re making? They’re too small. Too small. Everyone is saying it. You would need too many for them to make a good snack. And they have these tiny, sharp… little sharp metal legs. Someone would choke on them. They didn’t even potatoes there. I asked them, ‘what are you making these chips out of?’ And do you know what the guy said? He said silicone. Who would want to eat something made out of breast implants. It’s disgraceful.”

Weird. That’s not what I’m seeing.

“The version that aired during the ‘60 Minutes’ program on Oct. 6 did not include what the lawsuit calls a ‘word salad’ response from Harris about the Biden administration’s influence on Israel’s conduct of the war.”

I’d imagine Kamala’s worst word salad is better than Trump’s most eloquent statement.

Don’t forget he’s constantly telling people he’ll give them his sperm samples.