Granted. No one in your country stays sick. There is an explosion in the elderly population. The pension fund runs out. Millions starve to death.

I wish I am all-knowledgeable.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy

Wish granted. You get the notebook***.

I wish I could stop time.

***accompanying magic pencil granted separately.

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that

I’m not lurking. You are!

Where’s the queue for the free food?

Wish granted. You become popular, now the FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA all want you, and you lose control over your life.

I wish I had the ability to push the stock prices up when I squint hard enough.

Long, long ago in a land not far away

Wish granted, but coordinates span the universe. You mess up, teleport off planet, and die.

I wish I could fly.

edit: subconsciously copied the flying part lol