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1 month agoI legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
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Because I’m a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.
7·1 month agoYou can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.
That’s just a medieval medical journal.
181·1 month agoHey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
59·1 month agoHahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.
Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
Ok.
Do it, it’s so much fun.
Everytime I hit no the image gets bigger and smaller… I just want out.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.
91·1 month agoDun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun
slings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.
6·1 month agoFuck off cunt, no we don’t!
The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.
46·1 month agoNinja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
I’m Aussie, we call them cunts here.
*Starts ramming the truck with my car*